White Collar — This is the new USA series, about a handsome, smart thief/con-man who becomes a “consultant” with the FBI in return for getting his slate cleaned. This set-up sounded kind of familiar, but Lisa and I decided to give it a try since USA is the network that brought us Burn Notice and Royal Pains, both of which we love. White Collar turns out to be really good too—it is kind of familiar, but it’s also very well written and I really like the characters.
Stargate: SVU — White Collar’s pilot ran ten minutes long, so we watched the last fifty minutes of this. If you caught the end of last week’s show, you know that this week’s trauma was that the Giant Alien Spaceship, which was almost out of power, was headed straight towards a star. I immediately concluded that this was a refueling maneuver and hence nothing to get excited about, but the cast were all like ZOMG we’re gonna die! Much pointless angst was then expended deciding which cast members were going to get to use the Little Alien Shuttlecraft as a lifeboat—pointless because, once Lt. Scott got assigned to the LAS, while Robert Carlyle’s Scientist of Questionable Morals decided to remain aboard the GAS, it was clear that neither ship could possibly be destroyed, and that the episode would end with the LAS racing to get back to the GAS after the GAS successfully completed its refueling stop. Which is exactly what happened.
Dollhouse — This week in the Land of Total Moral Confusion: If you take a healthy woman you’re obsessed with, pump her full of drugs to make her schizophrenic, and then trick the Dollhouse into “curing” her schizophrenia by turning her into a doll you can then use as your love slave, that’s rape and kidnapping, and you are a bad person who deserves to die. But if you take a woman who’s really schizophrenic, and “cure” her schizophrenia by turning her into a doll who lots of people can use as a love slave, that’s… OK?!? And if you think you’ve done the latter, but then you find out you were an unwitting accomplice to the former, that gives you a crisis of conscience?
20/20 — A 60-minute-long promo for Steven Levitt and Stephen Dubner’s new book SuperFreakonomics, which I’m guessing is published by the same conglomerate that owns ABC. SuperFreakonomics has been getting a lot of flack for its chapter on global warming, and since that chapter was largely inspired by a visit the authors paid to Intellectual Ventures, a lab my friend Paul Holman is associated with, I was curious to see what they’d have to say. Unfortunately Levitt and Dubner came across as incredibly intellectually shallow, so the fact that they were excited about IV’s ideas wasn’t necessarily a compliment.